good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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