i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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