This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
last night I used snow as a chaser
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