Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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