she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
only you would photoshop your dick
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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