Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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