with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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