Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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