I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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