She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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