Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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