Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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