oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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