Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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