How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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