yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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