the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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