i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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