Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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