Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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