YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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