I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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