you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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