Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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