What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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