we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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