Only a mothe r could love this liver
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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