When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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