Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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