He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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