Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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