Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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