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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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