dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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