no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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