Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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