Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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