Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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