you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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