I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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