He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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