Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I wear drunk well.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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