is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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