yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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