Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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