Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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