I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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