His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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