The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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