We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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