It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
