If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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