Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize