he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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