yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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