i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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