What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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