I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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