my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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