OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So apparently I’m into choking now
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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